This Party Tip submitted by BizGirl - Feb 15th, 2009

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   • He never leaves the seat up

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     Written by Pam Ayres

     
     He never leaves the seat up
     Or wet towels upon the floor
     The toothpaste has the lid on
     And he always shuts the door!

     
     She’s very clean and tidy
     Though she may sometimes delude
     Leave your things out at your peril
     In a second they’ll have moved!

     
     He’s a very active person
     As are all his next of kin
     Where as she likes lazy days
     He’ll still drag her to the gym!

     
     He romances her and dines her
     Home cooked dinners and the like
     He even knows her favourite food
     And spoils her day and night!

     
     She’s thoughtful when he looks at her
     A smile upon his face
     Will he look that good in 50 years
     When his dentures aren’t in place?!

     
     He says he loves her figure
     And her mental prowess too
     But when gravity takes her over
     Will she charm with her IQ?

     
     She says she loves his kindness
     And his patience is a must
     And of course she thinks he’s handsome
     Which in her eyes is a plus!

     
     They’re both not wholly perfect
     But who are we to judge
     He can be pig headed
     Where as she won’t even budge!

     
     All that said and done
     They love the time they spent together
     And I hope as I’m sure you do
     That this fine day will last forever.

     
     He’ll be more than just her husband
     He’ll also be her friend
     And she’ll be more than just his wife
     She’s be his soul mate ‘till the end.

     
     
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