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This Party Tip submitted by BizGirl - Feb 15th, 2009

    • He never leaves the seat up

    • Written by Pam Ayres

      He never leaves the seat up
      Or wet towels upon the floor
      The toothpaste has the lid on
      And he always shuts the door!

      She’s very clean and tidy
      Though she may sometimes delude
      Leave your things out at your peril
      In a second they’ll have moved!

      He’s a very active person
      As are all his next of kin
      Where as she likes lazy days
      He’ll still drag her to the gym!

      He romances her and dines her
      Home cooked dinners and the like
      He even knows her favourite food
      And spoils her day and night!

      She’s thoughtful when he looks at her
      A smile upon his face
      Will he look that good in 50 years
      When his dentures aren’t in place?!

      He says he loves her figure
      And her mental prowess too
      But when gravity takes her over
      Will she charm with her IQ?

      She says she loves his kindness
      And his patience is a must
      And of course she thinks he’s handsome
      Which in her eyes is a plus!

      They’re both not wholly perfect
      But who are we to judge
      He can be pig headed
      Where as she won’t even budge!

      All that said and done
      They love the time they spent together
      And I hope as I’m sure you do
      That this fine day will last forever.

      He’ll be more than just her husband
      He’ll also be her friend
      And she’ll be more than just his wife
      She’s be his soul mate ‘till the end.

    • Tags: never weddingceremonyhumorousreading leaves seat
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