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This Party Tip submitted by BizGirl - Jan 18th, 2009

    • Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer

    • Written by Randy Brooks

      Grandma got run over by a reindeer.
      Walking home from our house Christmas eve.
      You can say there’s no such thing as Santa,
      but as for me and grandpa we believe.
      She’d been drinking too much eggnog,
      and we begged her not to go.
      But she forgot her medication, and she
      staggered out the door into the snow.
      When we found her Christmas morning,
      at the scene of the attack,
      she had hoof-prints on her forehead,
      and incriminating Claus marks on her back.

      Now we’re all so proud of grandpa,
      He’s been taking this so well.
      See him in there watching football,
      drinking root beer and
      playing cards with Cousin Mel.
      It’s not Christmas without Grandma,
      All the family’s dressed in black
      and we just can’t help but wonder:
      Should we open up her gifts,
      or send them back?
      Send them back!!

      Now the goose is on the table
      and the pudding made of fig
      and the blue and silver candles
      that would just have matched
      the hair on grandma’s wig.
      I’ve warned all my
      friends and neighbors
      better watch out for yourselves,
      they should never give a license
      to a man who drives a sleigh
      and plays with elves.

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