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   • Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer

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     Written by Randy Brooks

     
     Grandma got run over by a reindeer.
     Walking home from our house Christmas eve.
     You can say there’s no such thing as Santa,
     but as for me and grandpa we believe.
     She’d been drinking too much eggnog,
     and we begged her not to go.
     But she forgot her medication, and she
     staggered out the door into the snow.
     When we found her Christmas morning,
     at the scene of the attack,
     she had hoof-prints on her forehead,
     and incriminating Claus marks on her back.

     
     Now we’re all so proud of grandpa,
     He’s been taking this so well.
     See him in there watching football,
     drinking root beer and
     playing cards with Cousin Mel.
     It’s not Christmas without Grandma,
     All the family’s dressed in black
     and we just can’t help but wonder:
     Should we open up her gifts,
     or send them back?
     Send them back!!

     
     Now the goose is on the table
     and the pudding made of fig
     and the blue and silver candles
     that would just have matched
     the hair on grandma’s wig.
     I’ve warned all my
     friends and neighbors
     better watch out for yourselves,
     they should never give a license
     to a man who drives a sleigh
     and plays with elves.

     
     
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