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This Party Tip submitted by BizGirl - Feb 15th, 2009

    • Us Two

    • Written by AA Milne

      Wherever I am, there’s always Pooh,
      There’s always Pooh and Me.
      Whatever I do, he wants to do,
      “Where are you going today?” says Pooh:
      “Well that’s very odd ‘cos I was too.
      Let’s go together,” says Pooh, says he.
      “Let’s go together,” says Pooh.

      ‘What’s twice eleven?’ I said to Pooh,
      (‘Twice what?’ said Pooh to Me)
      ‘I think it ought to be twenty-two.’
      ‘Just what I think my self,’ said Pooh.
      ‘It wasn’t an easy sum to do,
      But that’s what it is,’ said Pooh, said he.
      ‘That’s what it is,’ said Pooh.

      ‘Let’s look for dragons,’ I said to Pooh.
      ‘Yes, let’s,’ said Pooh to Me
      We crossed the river and found a few—
      ‘Yes, these are dragons all right,’ said Pooh.
      ‘As soon as I saw their beaks I knew.
      That’s what they are,’ said Pooh, said he.
      ‘That’s what they are,’ said Pooh.

      “Let’s frighten the dragons,” I said to Pooh.
      “That’s right,” said Pooh to Me.
      “I’m not afraid,” I said to Pooh,
      And I held his paw and I shouted “shoo!
      Silly old dragon!” - and off they flew.
      “I wasn’t afraid,” said Pooh, said he,
      “I’m never afraid,” with you.”

      So wherever I am, there’s always Pooh,
      There’s always Pooh and Me.
      ‘What would I do?’ I said to Pooh,
      ‘If it wasn’t for you,’ and Pooh said: ‘True,
      it isn’t much fun for One, but Two
      Can stick together,’; says Pooh, says he.
      ‘That’s how it is,’ says Pooh.

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