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   • Yes I'll Marry You

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     Written by Pam Ayres

     
     Yes, I’ll Marry You.
     Yes, I’ll marry you, my dear,
     And here’s the reason why;
     So I can push you out of bed
     When the baby starts to cry,
     And if we hear a knocking
     And it’s creepy and it’s late,
     I hand you the torch you see,
     And you investigate.

     
     Yes I’ll marry you, my dear,
     You may not apprehend it,
     But when the tumble-drier goes
     It’s you that has to mend it,
     You have to face the neighbour
     Should our labrador attack him,
     And if a drunkard fondles me
     It’s you that has to whack him.

     
     Yes, I’ll marry you,
     You’re virile and you’re lean,
     My house is like a pigsty
     You can help to keep it clean.
     That sexy little dinner
     Which you served by candlelight,
     As I do chipolatas,
     You can cook it every night!

     It’s you who has to work the drill
     and put up curtain track,
     And when I’ve got PMT it’s you who gets the flak,
     I do see great advantages,
     But none of them for you,
     And so before you see the light,
     I do, I do, I do!

     
     
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